| I was born in Cleveland, Ohio, and have rooted for the Browns and Indians for a long time now. I was a preemie, eager to make my premiere appearance in April 1960, instead of a full-term July. I say premiere instead of debut, since nobody had to smack debutt. I enjoy puns, anagrams, and the endless search for the perfect choice of words to express myself flawlessly. My phonetic wordplay borders on the subconscious, and I thank God for giving me the ability to pre-empt or discard items I come up with. (Too bad that ability doesn't include the puns.) I moved to North Carolina in the 8th grade, and soon thereafter became better known for my mathematical inclination. Majored in math at UNC-Chapel Hill, was rapidly indoctrinated into Tarheel basketball. I never cared for basketball, being only 5'4", but at CAROLINA, that did not matter. After several years of work in the real world, I went to grad school at UNC-Charlotte. Somehow I managed to complete a Masters degree in Applied Statistics. Since then, nobody seems to know what direction I'll end up going. Like the message I made up for my former roommate's answering machine: As to where I am, your guess is as good as mine. I joined Mensa earlier this year, and enjoy intelligent conversation. I am single, never married, and leave that question in His capable hands. My denominational background is Lutheran, but I have a mind of my own, which belongs to Christ, and I endeavor to let it be His. |

| GO, TAR HEELS! |
| GO, TRIBE !!! |


